Chemical X
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Big Ed's Commercial For Chemical X
It is I, Count Bubba, Good Buddy of Darkness!
This is a commercial produced by Bubba's sidekick, Big Ed, the famous homeless person/entrepreneur. Big Ed had dreams of raking in millions with his modern roach-killing formula, but Chemical X never sold well. The Chemical X company went out of business in 1987, when a single can of Big Ed's roach killing formula was accidentally punctured resuling in the Environmental Protection agency declaring the bridge that Big Ed lived under and a two square mile radius around it, including Allentown, a Superfund Cleanup Site. It's rumored that Congressman Charlie Wilson called in some favors and had the $23.5 million earmarked for clean up diverted to buy stinger missles for the Mujahadeen in Afghanistan. Too bad, he could have gotten a free flame-thrower with every can and Chemcal X itself could have been sprayed it on the Russians with devastating effects.
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